Ever notice how the Atreides get all the chicks? What’s up with that? Hwi, you crapped on my heart!
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Duncan Idaho
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orangecatholicbible
The professionalization of ministry will be one of the harmful legacies of modernity, I believe.
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orangecatholicbible
You might know that the orange catholic bible is composed of different parts from all sorts of old terra religions.
What you might not know is the stuff that was left out. We will use the old terra bible as an example.
Song of Solomon 5:4 -My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.
Deuteronomy 23:10-14 - If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp But it shall be, when evening cometh on, he shall wash himself with water: and when the sun is down, he shall come into the camp again. Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad: And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee: For the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee.
This one would have been bad for Chani, or Fremen women in general:
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 - When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.
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Paul Atreides
It was a really rough morning today, when I woke up and realized that I had first person memories from this guy:
I’m not totally sure what he contributed to the gene pool. Maybe thats why it took the Bene Gesserit so long to get to me, they had to get this out of the system first. Probably the deformity in his right hand.
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Stilgar Ben Fifrawi
Well before this whole Muadib’a Jihad mess happened I was really close to closing a publishing deal. I mean its been great traveling the known universe with Usul and all, don’t get me wrong, its just that a man sometimes needs other hobbies.
I was not confident that this would sell off world, but I know it would be a hit with the locals. Sure beats having to explain it over and over. It even comes with detailed pictures and if you use the coupon at the back of the book, its good for 1 water ring.
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Shaddam Corrino IV
And being the emperor of a million worlds always has me thinking, how do I really control anyone? This picture best represents how I feel most days.
At least I got the whole concubine going for me. That and the alternative melange program. Though I don’t really know if I can trust those grey little buggers.
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sheeana
I guess my worm control does not extend to the public toilet. Which would have come in handy the other day on Chapterhouse. I swore I could hear Bellonda grunting “Shai-Hulud”. I asked for a courtesy flush, to which she responded “Mentat summation: More meta required”. Sandworm indeed.
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Dr. Wellington Yueh
I…am the King…Of Doucheville.
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Duncan Idaho
Bene Gesserit say fear is the mindkiller, though I found that a Sarduakar sword was pretty effective for mine.
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Stilgar Ben Fifrawi
Welcome…
to LARRYTOWN
